This blog documents the confused life of another schlub struggling through samsara, craving praise, avoiding blame, desperately trying to satiate his ego to achieve some peace.

I am fat, short, hairy, financially unstable, lazy, balding, underendowed, controlling to the point of being abusive, insecure, anxiety-ridden, miserly, self-hating, heterosexually challenged, self-centred, self-indulgent, dysthymic, illogical, entitled and a slave to my compulsions. I fail the marshmallow test every single day.