Windfall of Misery

From time to time (such as while preparing the last entry) I find myself looking through old posts, and I run across comments from somebody no longer active in the blogosphere. This time it was some comments from Jean-Paul at myhusband&i, who suddenly shut his blog down a year ago. At one point, JP was one of my most loyal readers and commenters. I was certainly not as loyal to him, but just like everybody else I loved his blog and his witty storytelling and the Spanish Onion and Cruella and most of all the love JP had for Guido, his tall gorgeous hairy Spanish talented chef husband. JP was unafraid to declare his love for his husband out loud, and that devotion infused every entry. Maybe somebody disliked JP or his blog, but you would not know it from his large and devoted readership.

JP’s blog is gone, but he is not forgotten, and from time to time I see him comment on somebody else’s blog. Once I made the mistake of replying to one of his comments, which probably just irritated him and/or scared him away. Nonetheless I miss JP and I miss his blog, and when I see his handle these days I feel a stab of emotion. This often makes my inner four-year-old and upset, which result in internal conversations that go something like this:

“I wanna read JP’s blog!!”

“Sweetie, JP took his blog down from the Internet. But there are lots of other blogs to read. Why don’t you read Willym’s blog? Sometimes he posts those funny sock puppet videos. You like sock puppets, don’t you?”

“NO! I don’t wanna read Willym’s blog!! I wanna read JP’s blog!!”

“You don’t want to read Willym’s blog? Oh, that will make Willym so sad. You don’t want Willym to be sad, do you?”

“… n… nnno…”

“Then let’s read Willym’s blog so he won’t be sad. Oh look! He posted about Linda Ronstadt! Yay!”

“… ok… but…” (lower lip trembles)

“Come on, little guy. Let’s see. Oh look! Gilbert and Sullivan! Parkinson’s disease! Let’s read so Willym won’t be sad!”

With a certain amount of distraction and emotional manipulation, I can usually move past the emotions and back into the numbed resignation that is the best we can hope for in life. But then last week I read the news and my inner four-year-old had a meltdown. I’m talking a full-blown, at the grocery store, other shoppers looking away awkwardly, on the floor, shrieking screaming wailing meltdown, the kind often referred to as “the most effective contraception in the world”:

“No! It’s not fair! NOT FAIR!! NOT FAIR!!!”

“Sweetie, I know you’re upset, but it’s time to get off the floor now.”

(Arms and legs flailing, knocking boxes of pasta off the shelves) “Noo!! NOOOOOO!!! Guido DIED and it’s not fair!!”

“Come on, kiddo. Let’s ge–”

“NO! NO NO NO!! Guido DIED and now he’s NOT HERE!! It’s NOT FAIR!!!!”

What am I supposed to say? My inner four-year-old is correct. It isn’t fair. As much as I want to join my inner four-year-old on the floor we have to get the damned groceries and pretend like everything goes on just as it did before. Life isn’t fair in any way, but how do you tell that to an inner four-year-old? What can you say that makes anything better? No wonder we make up comforting stories about people looking down upon us from happy afterlives, their pain and suffering over, waiting for us to join them (provided we are subservient enough and stay on God’s good side by accepting the blood sacrifice of his only Son). Without those stories what do you have?

There’s an excerpt from Dan Savage’s book The Commitment: Love, Sex, Marriage and My Family that comes to mind at times like this:

When I can’t sleep — something that happens at least three nights a week — I sometimes just sit and watch Terry sleeping. He takes a breath, there’s a pause, he exhales, there’s another pause. What, I wonder, would I do if this man stopped breathing? Can the day-to-day misery of being alone be worth the risk of being absolutely shattered if Terry should die before me? If Terry were to die today, if a knock came at the door tonight, if some stranger arrived to tell me that I would never be able to speak to Terry again, or hold him, or look into his eyes, or smell him, or listen to him breathe — just writing these words makes my stomach hurt.

Being single visits a kind of constant, low-intensity misery on a person — at least on a person who doesn’t want to be single. Coming home to an empty house, not having anyone to confide in, facing illnesses on your own — being alone hurts, but people can get used to it. But being in a long-term relationship doesn’t spare you from all that day-to-day pain. It just banks it. Every day I’m with Terry, every day I’m not alone, a little misery gets put into a savings account, where interest is compounded hourly. The day Terry dies, all the pain I avoided when I was with him will be paid out all at once; I will suffer a windfall of misery. I imagine the pain would feel literally like being torn in two. Maybe that’s what people mean when they talk about “one flesh”?

(pages 119-120)

Is this true? I don’t know. Savage doesn’t know either: knock on wood, his swimwear-modelling husband is still alive and well, and hopefully will remain so for a long time yet. Who knows? If Terry does die before Dan, then maybe things won’t play out this way at all. Regardless, this metaphor of a bank account of misery resonates with me deeply. I have not had an intimate partner die and am probably a psychopath who doesn’t feel empathy anyways, but I have felt weaker forms of that connection towards animals (very) few humans. I have felt that windfall of misery upon learning that an animal I have bonded with has died, especially when that animal died under unpleasant circumstances. A human who has been relatively close to me in life is currently dying of stage four cancer and I can feel that payout coming due. In many ways I consciously avoid getting too emotionally invested in people or animals or projects or organizations these days because I can see what is inevitable, and low-intensity misery seems preferable. Other people look back at past relationships with fondness and gratitude; I tend to see the pain, especially when my own bad conduct has played a part in hurting others. It is better to be a rock, or an island.

Some of you are shaking your heads at me now, because of course I missed the backstory: yes, Guido died of cancer, but he had been diagnosed with cancer years ago, and JP started his blog partially in response to that diagnosis. I did not learn this until preparing for this entry, and I suppose this is supposed to be the redemptive arc I am supposed to use to comfort my inner four-year-old: yes, Guido got sick and died, but it’s because Guido was sick that JP started his blog, and wasn’t his blog delightful to read when it was around? Sure, I guess, except not. It is great that JP’s blog existed as an artifact of his marriage, but in no way does that make it okay for Guido to die. I would have much preferred JP’s blog never having existed if Guido was still here and healthy. From the outside, it seemed that JP and Guido had a great relationship. They were still young and still in love and still having sex with each other, and if they could not live happily ever after what hope is there for the rest of us? It’s not fair. Sooner or later, death is inevitable, but that doesn’t make it fair.

Of course, JP is not the only one who has experienced loss recently. John Michael from Open a Window, and Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs both lost their partners to COVID, and Mildred Ratched is dealing with a lot of grief after her mother died. It is unfair to play favorites, but Guido’s death still hit me hard.

I don’t know how other people process grief, and I certainly don’t pretend to understand what Jean-Paul is going through these days. I imagine people who are more emotionally mature than me and my inner four-year-old handle grief in more emotionally mature ways. Certainly I did not have to go through the day to day as Guido was in the last stages of his life. (Pardon my French, but fuck cancer.) But it is hard to imagine that JP is not grieving. I doubt JP will read this (and it will be plenty embarrassing if he does), but just in case: thank you for your blog, we miss you and you are welcome back whenever and in whatever capacity you want, I’m sorry Guido died, your relationship with him was an inspiration to many of us, and I hope you (and all the other people who have been dealing with grief) have strong supports you can lean on as you grieve and heal.

17 thoughts on “Windfall of Misery

  1. Life isn’t fair. I like you and I wish I could give you words of comfort.

    My family has a wonderful rabbit called Hercules. I would like to be more like Hercs and enjoy living in the moment.


    1. No, life is not fair. I’m glad you have a good role model in Herc, though. You have more than your fair share of burdens to live through as well. I was thinking about your angst-ridden son again recently.


  2. Oh, Lurkie. You had me at: “With a certain amount of distraction and emotional manipulation, I can usually move past the emotions and back into the numbed resignation that is the best we can hope for in life”. Please never change.
    So sorry to hear about Guido. I cannot process grief well. It takes me forever. I would have to agree with Dan Savage: we don’t get rid of the misery, we just put it away. I cannot imagine what JP or JM are going through because I have not lost a partner but I wish I could bring a little bit of comfort to them. JM is still blogging and hopefully JP will blog again sometime, even if to use it as katharsis.
    Your four year old and my four year old would play well together.



    1. No worries about me staying the same. I have not changed since I was seventeen years old, which is why I am such a grumpy relic now.

      My inner four-year-old is as self-absorbed as I am. I doubt he would want to share toys or play nice with anyone.


  3. I heard the sad news about Guido on Anne Marie’s blog. I always enjoyed reading about their relationship on JP’s blog too. It does seem sometimes that for every minute of joy in this life, we pay later with an hour of misery. In my experience, this seems to be especially true of love relationships. But what can we do? Just “once more into the fray” and hope this time we might not have to pay the piper. “Hope springs eternal” — it’s human nature.

    Okay, that’s all the clichés I’ve got for now. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


    1. I think most of us have to pay the piper, even if we are the ones who die first. I cannot imagine Guido was happy he was leaving JP either.

      “Once more into the fray”? For what?


  4. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is deeply depressing. JP had left a comment on my blog about three or four months ago. When he shut down his blog, he had said for some time he was going too, so I didn’t think anything of it. I just wish he hadn’t deleted it. I would often go back and re-read entries to get laughs. Or read what meal they were eating in bed. Are you still in touch? I would have no way of knowing this awful news since he isn’t blogging. I do miss him. If he does read I hope he knows he has my condolences and good vibes sent to him. He’s a real good egg. This is the first I’m hearing this.


    1. If you want to re-read (most) of the entries you might want to click the first link in my entry.

      Anne-Marie is going to be ticked that you heard the news here and not on her blog.

      No, I am not in touch at all. I have seen JP post comments here and there, but not consistently.


  5. I haven’t been checking my blog for about a month. Today was the first day that “I’ve returned”. Thank you for writing about JP. I had wondered where he had gone. So incredibly sad.


    1. Oof. It did not hit me that a sad story about cancer is probably exactly what you don’t need right now.

      I am glad you were able to return, if only briefly. I hope the school year is going to be managable for you.

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  6. When there is loss, the grief is a sorrow that cannot be talked through or medicated. It is the price we pay for loving another; it hurts so when they die. At times like there all words are lame and useless. The only comfort we have is having each other. We persevere but we don’t ‘get over it’.

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    1. If it can’t be talked through or medicated, then why are people coming to see you? Are all docs quacks?

      Even if they do not see you for meds, “grief counsellor” is a real profession. So somebody believes they can talk through these things.

      Personally I am thinking that the price is too high.

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  7. I was shocked and saddened when I learned of Guido’s passing. I think many in blogland miss JP and his artful story telling.

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    1. On the one hand there are more good blogs than there is time to read them. On the other losing a good storyteller is always sad. I want JP to come back too, but I also want him to be doing okay as a person.

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